“Their early stuff was better.”
“Yeah, I saw them way back in ______, they were just starting out. Now everyone’s into them.”
“I’m into a lot of post-_______ and _______-_______, a lot of bands you’ve probably never heard of.”
“[Legendary pioneer of a genre/style] is so overrated.”
“You listen to .mp3’s? Jesus, how primitive. Get on .FLAC/vinyl while I still have an ounce of respect for you.”
”________________ is so 2006.”
“[Genre]? That band is so NOT [genre] at all. Have you even HEARD them?”
“Ugh, I’m so over ______________ ever since they were on Gossip Girl.”
“You like ____________, ___________ and ______________? Such mindlessly simple music.”
“No, you’re a hipster.”
“Oh, you’re into _________________ too? Have you heard their [incredibly rare possibly non-existent bootleg/demo/alternate take]? No? I have like all that stuff. It’s so good. I’ll send it to you. [I won’t send it to you.]”
“I have like 86 gigs of music, but it’s not a big deal or anything.”
“Ugh, I hate the Beatles.”